haha brilliant!! someone else from good old liverpool!
With regards to puttin on eyelashes, I just cut it to size and then apply a little bit of duo lash glue all along, wait for it to go sticky (about a minute) then i bend it around the shape of my eye and keep it in place for a minute or two with my fingers. I tried using tweezers and poked myself in the eye so suffice to say, i won't be doin that again!!
Hope this helps
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